Inside Sales for Healthcare

Ode to Being an Inside Sales Professional

 

In honor of William Shakespeare’s 407th birthday (April 23, 1616), here’s a sonnet (‘The Bard’ style) honoring Inside Sales Professionals.

Shall I sing of the merits of phone selling?
An art that brings comfort to buyer and seller.
With voice as pen and ear as paper, telling
Of deals made easy, with no need to dweller.

Gone are the days of long and tiring trips,
With weary feet, in search of goods to trade.
Now, through the wires, we make our sales ships,
And reach a wider audience, unafraid.

The phone allows for swift and easy pitch,
With voice as bond, to seal the deal so fast.
No need to wait for shipping, save the glitch,
And with a call, the deal is made at last.

So let us hail the phone, our trusty friend,
For it doth make our sales journey’s end.

Credit and thanks to Chat GPT for the inspiration (www.openai.com)